I used to dream about the life I'm living now.

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My new year's resolution is to use my shakeweight frequently. Yes, I have one. Shut it.
fuckyeahtattoos:

I had this done by Silje of Scapegoat Tattoo in Portland, OR last summer. It’s of a Franz Marc painting, which I thought was appropriate as it combines my love of art with my love of horses and I’d just moved from Oregon to Minnesota for an internship on a horse breeding farm. This is my first tattoo and I definitely plan on returning to Scapegoat for more!

fuckyeahtattoos:

I had this done by Silje of Scapegoat Tattoo in Portland, OR last summer. It’s of a Franz Marc painting, which I thought was appropriate as it combines my love of art with my love of horses and I’d just moved from Oregon to Minnesota for an internship on a horse breeding farm. This is my first tattoo and I definitely plan on returning to Scapegoat for more!

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maxfuckingbemis:

myspacefamosity:

nicki-minaj-a-trois:

AHH OMG WHAT

WHST

THAT DOG IS RIDING A TRICYCLE

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bonjourchat:

hurricane-emily:

locksandglasses:

karnythia:

higgitusfiggitus:

Today my mom wasn’t home, so my eight year old sister asked me to set some words for her so she could write her daily sentences. I knew she did them every day, but I’ve never bothered to read them before.

My sister is a lot of things. She’s extremely smart, fairly quiet, and absolutely hilarious. But today I learned two new things about her:

a) my sister does not have a way with the written word

b) my sister is addicted to crack cocaine

I don’t know what the fuck she’s smoking but I want in on it sweet baby jesus I did not know what to do with myself while I was reading some of these

what is wrong with her

I don’t even understand what some of these mean









(things you should know: I am natalie, and her “silkys” are two little silk & velveteen blankets she’s slept with since she was born.)

This girl is a genius & will write great things. Watch.

I just laughed out loud really really hard… lol minions.

oh my god

“togetherness is something that usually happens in the winter.” precious

tremendoustits:

cunttz:

NEVER NOT REBLOG

SHUT IT DOWN

IT’S ON MY DASH AGAIN YES.

I LOVE THIS VIDEO FOREVER, ALWAYS REBLOG.

omg

I have the same blanket as the dude on the top bunk… And name…

HAHAHAHA.

Ben, I feel as though you would be the one on the bottom bunk- you know, hitting people with the pillow….

OH MY FUCKING GOD I AM DYING.At 1:38.. when he’s kicking the top bunk; my roommate used to do that to me randomly. It’s highly annoying.  

 This is great. :’D

I REMEMBER THIS VIDEO FROM SO LONG AGO.

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VINNY

SHUT THE FUCK UP

-every night and day…

SPREAD MY WINGS AND FLY AWAY.

JOHN AND DAVEIT IS SO THEM 

asdfghfd lmfao

When I say weak ass, you say BITCH.

WEAK ASS…. bitch

HAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAH

WHEN I SAY WEAK ASS, YOU SAY BITCH! WEAKASS….BITTCCHHH!!

HAHAHAHA xD OH GOD!! xD

Myyyyyy liiiifeeeeee

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